TIPS FOR WHEN YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU

jennifer Posted by Mike Foster: Follow Mike On Twitter

This week I am bachelor. My wife, kids and our little fluffy dog are all at Hume Lake till Saturday. They have been gone 8 hours and I already miss them.

So here are some activities and strategies I will be throwing myself into to stay out of trouble:

1. Go to bed early. Wake up early.

2. Go hang with my best friend in Vegas on Monday and Tuesday. Jud get the mancave ready!

3. Throw back a couple of bottles of Coca-Cola.

4. Play music that wifey doesn't like VERY LOUD! Let Jay Z, Radiohead, and Sigur Ros rock!

5. Identify feeding schedule/strategy that does not involve Chick-Fil-A or hot dogs every night.

6. Spend time writing and working on new book "Gracenomics" that comes out this fall.

7. Park my 1993 Toyota Camry totally crooked in the garage....Cuz I can.

8. Go to Mom and Dad's house for dinner on Wednesday night.

9. Find stuff in the house that I can sell on Ebay so I can buy a new Iphone 4.0.

10. Stay busy and active. Trouble is found in boredom.

11. Write a blog about being a bachelor.

ANY OTHER TIPS OR IDEAS THAT YOU WOULD SUGGEST? HELP!

Mike Foster